- My bed is calling out to me, I’d better not have to go out somewhere tonight.
- Ugh, I want to go to a really cool jazz bar and just party it up.
- I haven’t left the house in days…
- Drunk guy next to me on the train, don’t you DARE start a conversation.
- Oh god the phone’s ringing. Quick, rehearse the first 3 lines of what you’re going to say in your head before picking up!
- Can I do all the things people do to get all dolled up for a big event, but just not go?
- God I’m so lonely.
- I fucking love being the centre of attention though, gimme that limelight. All of it.
- I really like being alone.
- God, I need a cat.
If any of you have these thoughts on a regular basis – holler at me! I’ll be here with my cup of tea, duvet and imaginary cat. Probably watching cat videos or listening to Michael Buble’s latest album. You go girl.